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Everyone needs a good laugh, so dive in, check out the yuk-yuks below, and send us your favorite sea life jokes. We'll post more later.

What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A nervous wreck!

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish!

Why did the mermaid swim across the ocean?
To get to the other tide!

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Who held the baby octopus ransom?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kelp who?
Kelp me! I'm drowning!

What does a mermaid get from a really mean shark?
She gets as far away as possible!

Why do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have their own scales.

What do sardines call submarines?
Cans full of people.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
A mermaid.
Mermaid who?
Actually there's no such thing as a mermaid. I'm a selkie!

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